Archaic Guns: 3D
Corellian Horned Flamebadger Care: 14D
Running the Front Office: 2D+1
Archaic Starship Piloting: 4D
Beast Riding: 3D
Jet Pack Operation: 2D+1
Space Transports: 3D
Computer Programming/Repair: 4D
First Aid: 3D+1 (uses first aid a different species than the one it is treating of the GM's choice)
Veterinary Technician: 4D
TV/VCR repair: 3D+1
FX-7 head for a body
9 Visual Sensors - 2 Human Range, 3 Verpine Range, 1 Trandoshan Range, 1 Ultraviolet, 1 Infrared, and 1 Full Range
Two Auditory Sensors - Human Range
Lumni Medical Products Central Processor Unit
6 Grasping Arms, 2 Heavy (lifts at 2D), 2 Medium, 2 Light
Repulsor Unit (100 meter flight ceiling, made entirely out of goat cheese and spackle)
Extendable .5 meter Video Sensor (360 degree rotation)
Long Range Sensor (+1d search for moving objects)
Thing that goes PING!
Foam Disc Launcher (range: 3 meters, damage: 0D, ammo: 100)
Recordings of the audio of every action b-holovid made in the last 500 years
Size: .464 meters tall
Cost: not for sale
Quote: "Unhand her you fiend! (blaster noises) You will never get away with this Doctor Moonkiller!"
Roll 1D to determine how many days before the droid drops out of the air for no apparant reason.
Roll 2D to determine how many days before the droid decides to do a header into a wall for no apparant reason.
Roll 3D to determine how many days before an arm falls off for no apparant reason.
Roll 4D to determine how many months before the droid hijacks a local radio station and broadcasts O-zone's Nuna-Nuna for no apparant reason.
Only speaks in sound bites from action b-holovids
Description: Made out of found junk and debris his crew mates had accumulated, Vratik'k'kitch, the insane verpine tech created the droid that would come to be known as "Kitch's Custom FUBAR droid thing." A largely useless droid, it did little. Trying to find a niche in the crew and make itself more useful, it took a number of correspondence courses,
all of which were pretty much useless too. It left the crew for a limited period to pursue a career in Alderaanian Sea snake hairstyling, finding that such animals not only did not have hair but were now extinct with that whole Alderaan going boom thing, he rejoined the crew and is still pretty much useless.
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