Model: Lightsaber-Resistant Underwear
Type: Extremely Personal Armour
Cost: 5,000 credits

Game effects:
         +5D vs Lightsaber damage to the groin only.

Description: Introducing the galaxy's latest innovation in personal protection: Lightsaber-Resistant Underwear! Crafted with the utmost care and concern for your well-being, these revolutionary undergarments offer a much-needed layer of defense against the perils of lightsaber combat.

Inspired by the alarming frequency of Jedi knights inadvertently dismembering their foes (and occasionally themselves), concerned citizens across the galaxy banded together in a collective panic. "What if it's not just hands that get sliced off?" they fretted, envisioning all manner of awkward and potentially catastrophic wardrobe malfunctions (not to mention painful and embarrassing injuries).

Enter the ingenious minds behind Lightsaber-Resistant Underwear, who took this legitimate concern and spun it into a solution worthy of admiration. Constructed from a blend of cutting-edge fabrics and reinforced with durasteel fibers, these undergarments boast unparalleled resilience against the searing heat of a lightsaber blade.

No longer will you need to fear the embarrassment (or worse) of your nether regions becoming inadvertently exposed during a heated lightsaber duel. With Lightsaber-Resistant Underwear, you can stride confidently into battle, secure in the knowledge that your dignity (and certain appendages) are well-protected from the slicing and dicing tendencies of Jedi and Sith alike.

So, whether you're a seasoned warrior on the front lines of the Galactic Civil War or simply a cautious citizen going about your daily business, don't leave home without the ultimate safeguard against lightsaber-related mishaps. Get your pair of Lightsaber-Resistant Underwear today and keep your assets safe from the Force – and the occasional overzealous Jedi!