Model: Holographic Banana
Type: Holographic Device
Scale: Character
Cost: 300
Availability: 1
Game Notes: A small handheld device that when thrown provides a distraction that lowers an opponents skill rolls by 1D for 1 round.
Description: The Holographic Banana โ the fruit-shaped phenomenon that's sending shockwaves through the galaxy's tactical community! Created by a team of eccentric scientists and mischievous engineers, this seemingly innocent hologram packs a punch that can leave even the most stoic of adversaries questioning their very existence.
But why, you may ask, would anyone bother to invent such a peculiar contraption? Well, the answer lies in the timeless art of distraction โ and let's face it, nothing distracts quite like a banana. Picture this: you're locked in a heated battle with your sworn enemy, lightsabers clashing, blasters blazing, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a holographic banana materializes before your foe's bewildered eyes.
At first glance, it seems harmless enough โ a whimsical piece of fruit floating in the ether. But as your adversary's gaze lingers on the holographic banana, a profound existential crisis begins to take root. "What is the meaning of this banana?" they ponder, their mind spiraling into a vortex of existential dread. "Am I but a mere speck in the cosmic banana peel of life?"
Meanwhile, you seize the opportunity to strike, taking advantage of your opponent's existential quandary to gain the upper hand in battle. Before they can snap out of their banana-induced reverie, you've landed the decisive blow, securing victory with a flourish worthy of a banana-loving hero.
So, whether you're a cunning smuggler looking for an edge in negotiations or a Jedi Knight seeking to confound your Sith adversaries, the Holographic Banana is the ultimate tool for turning the tide of battle โ one existential crisis at a time. Get yours today and make your enemies question the very fabric of reality โ all with the power of fruit!
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